a show horse jumps over a bar

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Your Mom

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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