Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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My Girlfriend

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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