What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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I'm Jewish

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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