SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Benevolent villain.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Women Voting

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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brett is a dick

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anal cheese curds.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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hi

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Canada's army

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YOU IS DUM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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