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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

cory is gay

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Rebecca Black

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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