- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a show horse jumps over a bar

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Vagina-Boob

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Your Mom

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

My Girlfriend

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

The glass is half an hour.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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