If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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the your face joke

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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