How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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planking.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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