What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

A baby seal walks into a club...

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Yeah, totally.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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