- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

A guy is playing cod

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Women's Rights

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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