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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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