a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Anti Joke

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