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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Knock, knock. Come in!

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Knock, knock. Come in!

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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