roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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womens rights!

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Anti Joke

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