what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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