why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Women"s Rights

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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shut up

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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