What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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World Peace

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Your mother

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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