Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

I'm gay.

like facebook.com/john maon

antijokes

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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