Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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