Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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want to go home? yea

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Barack Obama

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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