Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

AVI IS A FAG

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Rebecca Black

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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