Lil' Wayne

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Anti Joke

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