A blind man walks into a bar

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Jokes are funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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