What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Microsoft Windows

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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