Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Left. That one direction...

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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who smells? •Liam

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Your mom

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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