- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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robin, get in the car.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Jake Bowar

Your mother is a man.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

what do you call a black man named mike

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

George W. Bush

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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