- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

stuff and dogs {()}

Susie has Autism

women's rights

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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