Benevolent villain.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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you will die someday

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Sex. That is all.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Hello

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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