why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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My butt!!!!

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Asians

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Once upon a time.

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