- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

A Mexican walks into a club.

boobs

i hate you.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

hi

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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