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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

I cant think of one (._. )

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

sweaty black guy

Black people are clen.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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