lewis bedford

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Women's rights.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Penis in a box.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Brittney Spears

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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