what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Get in the van

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NEVER

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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