A horse walks into a bar...n

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Banana(s)

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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dead babies

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Patrick is gay

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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