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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A man. That is all.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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