Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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your mother is so lesbian

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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A man. That is all.

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lol

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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