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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Haha

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A seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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69

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Y2K

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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Pavel Novak

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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