Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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memes

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Go away.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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