Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Ancient Greeks rights

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Knock knock *No one was home*

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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