Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Can I touch it?

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Don't rape me!

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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