Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Your mom goes to college

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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I love Ciara!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Anti Joke

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