i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

who farted? umm........that guy.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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