What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What should I name my dog?

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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