- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

Mexicans working in an office

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

My butt!!!!

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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