a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

What's white and sticky? Glue

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Windows Vista

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Gadaffi

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