Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Nah

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Child Prostitution.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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