- Anti Joke

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Jewish People

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

corey is a nipplepotomus

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

I came.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

After six days in prison, and the eight hours in court straight they finally randomly decided that I "acted in self defense" which I did, so I demanded recompensation for they locking me up and wasting my time... ...And hell if I did not get 12.000USD for it, not before they called me disrespectful and immoral, before I shut them the fuck up... ...""Earning" your respect wont pay my bills, while I am apparently the only one with balls here, what else can you say when you everybody else shuts the fuck up and sits down because the "alpha male" of your pack, yes you a grotesquely fat ass in a black dress and a gray womans wig smacks his little hammer on his desk... Judge my ass" Speaking of morals... "It is called sacrasm furfags" Nero: Did I mention that her boyfriend broke four fingers on his hand against my chest (supposedly it was a punch of some sort), then he countered my attack(?), as he skillfuly blocked both kicks with his face, as he fell down cried and pissed himself like the 52 year old "adult" he is? Then I broke both his knees with my heels and told him I would kill him too if he told the cops that I did so in self defense... In self defense of course... Drugs told my mother I was Satan, and that I would end up killing her the very day I was born... Little did I know back then, that whatever kind of angel dust she used then was right about me killing her... Now its her turn to climb up from the hell she sent me trough, except that I locked the gate at the end. I miss my real arm though, which she chopped right off me when I was six and offered it to God as tribute, then proceeded to beat the shit out of me with it it... That kinda felt nice compared to waterboarding and all the other shit she did to me, as for my father... Tried to break my neck because I was at my room studying when he caught me scratching my prosphetic arm which was a sin apparently, yes reader I literally killed my father too and you dont hear me whining about it. Nero: I had a custom prosphetic arm made, it wont pick up or hold shit, you can in fact crush your own fathers skull with a fist literally made of steel, even if you still cant believe its not real butter. Solvemedia: Politically correct, thumbs the fucks ups for the irony... Or the steel which I used in pure fear as my neck snapped and my legs went numb... Just a literal pain in the neck for the rest of my life though, and a nice memory...

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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