Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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