Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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World Of Warcraft

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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