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Poop

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Star Wars

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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i like potatoes

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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