whats gay ? you

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

One Big Ass Mistake America

A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

A homeless person dies.

Tacos

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

you wanna hear a joke? no

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

where do the women go? the womanarium

Poopsack Jones

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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