Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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you are gay

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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What is brown and sticky?

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Religion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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