A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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womens rights!

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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