What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What should I name my dog?

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GONNA

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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