- Anti Joke

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Canada's army

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

Canada's army

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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The Anti Joke Book

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

Canada's army

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"