What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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i fondle myself every night....

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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the real mccoy

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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