What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Anti Joke

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