What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Osama Bin Laden dies.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

oops

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Penis jokes.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Is Carly smart? No.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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