How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

pubic lice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

two fish are in a tank.

Punchline.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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