- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Women's Rights

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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