- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Knock knock Come in!

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Time flies like a banana.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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