Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

whats funny? ebola and 911

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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