- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Golf.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

Wanna hear a joke? No.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

drugs.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What did you say? I don't know.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Rebecca Black.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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