What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Avery has crabs.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What's gay and gay? Joe

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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