- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

I LIKE TURLES.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

whats funny? ebola and 911

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

It's your mother, open the door.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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