- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

-Knock knock -Come on in!

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

come along children

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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