Black people are clen.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

why did the chicken cross the road.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Knock Knock. Go away!

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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