- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Miscarriages.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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