#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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beiber i straight

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Time flies like a banana.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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womans rights

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Baseball

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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