how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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fart

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Anti Joke

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